Well after spending my Christmas rebuilding one of my more important sites because you (Google) banned me and gave me indications that the site was too blame. I can happily say that you have pissed well and truly over my holiday chips. Don't get me wrong the reason why it cost me £3,000 a month didn't deserve more than an automated response from your poor half arsed attempt at a clone of Apple's fabulous Siri. In fact what I got from you was "your site is in violation of our guidlines on quality" from a low on power clone of Stephen bastard Hawkin's 1980's talking wheelchair.
Which is highly bloody interesting because all that content was written by two girls who work in front of me in my office and have degrees. Now for all the faults I have with today’s education of kids, these two can type. One of them even has a degree in Creative Writing. There was nothing wrong with that content because I checked it and if there was something wrong I would fine them back down to the minimum wage, and when I say minimum wage I mean for sodding India not Britain.
Let me tell you why I think you banned my site....
Point 1
Is it because I wouldn't take your bastard child of Satan creation called "Google Plus" and plaster it all over my 100 sites? Your website says it may help with SEO in Google if a website has the +1 icon's on it? Yep sure it might.... Just like petrol light help a car move. You blackmailing sons of bitches, well I'm not falling for your spam circle garbage. 500 million members my arse, you got 499,999,999 seo geeks on the dam thing and your own bastard sad little self.
Point 2
What is point 2?? arh that's it.. Is it because I won't buy into your position protection racket called Adwords? Why should I pay to appear top of your search index when a person searching for my company types my name into your search box.
You blackmailing third world galloping whore beasts.
Rant nearly over....
Why if my site was so poor as you described it why do you still allow me to hold your adsense ads on it? Why do you subject your advertisers to a site that you won't allow into Google?
Well consider yourself banned from all off my sites. If I catch your bastard pikey bot on my property trying to tarmac my server one more time I'm tear it a new arse hole.